(via Oprah chai tea to be sold at Starbucks stores - SFGate)

You’re back there behind Meowie!

(via Oprah chai tea to be sold at Starbucks stores - SFGate)

You’re back there behind Meowie!

Too easy.

Too easy.

Small Cock Club

(Source: en0lagay, via kellysue)

I thought you would think this was funny.

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"Thank you for keeping foreskin alive."

— Jordan

"It’s also my secret power."

— DVC. In response to his CAH answer of “getting so angry you pop a boner” and our subsequent suggestion that DVC may need a pillow or a show book backstage for those too-many-script-changes moments.

The Pronunciation of Todd Harbaugh

  • me: todd howbo
  • todd hobo
  • todd hooboy
  • Erin: Hawbaw
  • me: todd hee haw
  • Erin: sounds like someone did skip some of the school piece

Sleep pod inspiration

skeletales:

Industrial designer Natalia Rumyantseva has harnessed the beauty of the night sky so we can enjoy it everyday, no matter where we live.

(via shalimar)

Life facts.

Life facts.

(Source: jockalot, via bestrooftalkever)

E: Had we been little girl friends, this would have been a photo of us. 
A: We are pretty darn cute as little girl friends.  Clearly that’s you in the green shirt since you’d never wear a strappy sundress because of your shoulders.
E: And if you look closely you can tell I’m half thinking “this is gonna be good” and also tensing up all my face muscles half thinking “is she gonna strangle me?”  It’s all about right. 

E: Had we been little girl friends, this would have been a photo of us. 

A: We are pretty darn cute as little girl friends.  Clearly that’s you in the green shirt since you’d never wear a strappy sundress because of your shoulders.

E: And if you look closely you can tell I’m half thinking “this is gonna be good” and also tensing up all my face muscles half thinking “is she gonna strangle me?”  It’s all about right.